shit, definition:
1. One of the most popular swear/cuss/curse words/profanities
2. another word for Feces. Poop. Dookie. Scheisse. Poo Poo. Brownies.
The Shit List:
The Ghost Shit
The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the bowl.
The Clean Shit
The Wet Shit
The Second Wave Shit
The Brain Hemorrahage Through Your Nose Shit
The Corn Shit
No explanation necessary.
The Lincoln Log Shit - The kind of shit that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it
The Nororius Drinker Shit
The "Gee, I Really Wish I Could Shit" Shit
The Wet Cheeks Shit - Also known as the "Power Dump".
The Liquid Shit
The Mexican Food Shit - A class all on its own.
The Crowd Pleaser - This shit is so intriguing in size
The Mood Enhancer
This shit occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, thereby allowing you to be your old self again.
The Ritual
This shit occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper.
The Guinness Book Of Records Shit
A shit so noteworthy it should be recorded for future generations.
The Aftershock Shit
This shit has an odour so powerful than anyone entering the vicinity within the next seven hours is affected.
The "Honeymoon's Over" Shit
This is any shit created in the presence of another person.
The Groaner
A shit so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance.
The Floater
Characterized by its floatability, this shit has been known to resurface after many flushings.
The Ranger - A shit which refuses to let go.
The Phantom Shit
The Peek-A-Boo Shit - Now you see it, now you don't. This shit is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control.
The Bombshell - A shit that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either inappropriate
The Snake Charmer
The Olympic Shit
The Back-To-Nature Shit
The Pebbles-From-Heaven Shit
Premeditated Shit - Laxative induced. Doesn't count.
Shitzopherenia - Fear of shitting - can be fatal!
Energizer Vs. Duracell Shit. Also known as a "Still Going" shit.
The Power Dump Shit
The Liquid Plumber Shit
The Spinal Tap Shit
The "I Think I'm Giving Birth Through My Asshole" Shit
The Porridge Shit
The "I'm Going To Chew My Food Better" Shit
The "I Think I'm Turning Into A Bunny" Shit
The "What The Hell Died In Here?" Shit
The "I Just Know There's A Turd Still Dangling There" Shit
"I have to take a shit"
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